1. I am not totally looking forward to Christmas but not wanting it to come too quickly so it doesn't go away.
2. I did not start making Pajama pants for my bro for Christmas only to have them come out looking like clown pants.
3. I am not going to eat a piece of leftover birthday cake for breakfast.
4. I did not cut off a contaminated piece of said birthday cake (that the dog licked) and proceed to frost over the part I cut off yesterday.
I know I did some really funny stuff this week but I can't for the life of me remember what I did...if I remember I'll update later.