I think the mice are poisioning me. They carry a nasty disease called Hantavirus that is spread through the inhilation of dust from their feces. According to MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia online "more than half of the diagnosed cases have been fatal."

I don't feel good...my tummy aches my head is getting heavy and my eyes are sore and want to close. Never mind that I stuffed my self with delicious Rudy's BBQ followed by a large Chick-Fil-A milkshake with whipped topping or that I fell asleep at 1 last night only to wake periodically throughout the night. Nope for sure my symptoms are classic signs of the Hantavirus. Not to mention Hantavirus is relatively rare and commonly occurs when someone clears out an abandoned building so for sure I would contract it seeing as I've been cleaning out the abandoned corners of my house.

I think I've changed my mind about what I really want for Christmas. I'd like to be able to say "Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse" and it be the truth!