Saturday, December 20, 2008

I think the mice are poisioning me. They carry a nasty disease called Hantavirus that is spread through the inhilation of dust from their feces. According to MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia online "more than half of the diagnosed cases have been fatal."

I don't feel tummy aches my head is getting heavy and my eyes are sore and want to close. Never mind that I stuffed my self with delicious Rudy's BBQ followed by a large Chick-Fil-A milkshake with whipped topping or that I fell asleep at 1 last night only to wake periodically throughout the night. Nope for sure my symptoms are classic signs of the Hantavirus. Not to mention Hantavirus is relatively rare and commonly occurs when someone clears out an abandoned building so for sure I would contract it seeing as I've been cleaning out the abandoned corners of my house.

I think I've changed my mind about what I really want for Christmas. I'd like to be able to say "Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse" and it be the truth!


Melissa said...

I knew I shouldn't have told you about that:) No worries though, it states in my natural remedies handbook, that BBQ and milk shakes are a no fail cure for the virus.

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amanda said...

too funny. i have yet to see evidence of mice in our house. but i'm sure they're here. just as long as they stay hidden i'll be just fine. :0)

april said...

uhh, just totally freaked me out. I think
i have more mice than children living with me and they seem to have become to smart to land in the traps!