I did not cut a gigantic hole in the skirt I had just finished...I did not then proceed to "fake" cry and moan until I accepted the gapping hole and create a patch.
I did not really like the result of the patch I put over the hole...I was still supposed to be mad about the hole.
I did not (inwardly) totally freak when my dad told me he saw the "cat eating monster" (aka coyote) roaming our property at 7:30AM the other morning.
I did not send the children to their classes/nursery and then skip Sunday school to spend time with my husband who was working on the video for the service...I always attend Sunday school getting there early donught eaten and fingers licked.
My living room is not still littered with basket after basket of dirty laundry that I drug out and sorted days ago.
I did not tell myself several times this week "ok, this is my LAST coke. I absolutely will not drink any more after this."
I did not ask the children to pick out which treat they would like at the store and then insist they pick the one I wanted...and when they chose powdered donughts instead of zebra cakes for sure did not buy both just because I really wanted the zebra cakes.
I could go on, but instead check out these others on Mckmama's site.