A conversation with my piggy

M.P: "Mom!"

Me: "Yes M.P."

M.P: "You remember that time when we were at the hospital and grandma great was getting that tube out and we were there and grandpa great was reading a magazine and I was looking at it and it was talking about back pain?"

Me: (staring blankly as this event occured several months ago and I'm a little nervous as to what the next part of the story is) Yes.

M.P: "I have back pain."

Me: (staring blankly) "I love you...go to bed."