Sunday, February 8, 2009

Not Me!

I am not up at 12:40AM writing about what I did not do this week. I know better than to waste precious sleeping time.

This week I did not talk about my marital relations with a group of women I had never met before...

I did not try to get my Nator to say and sign "thank you" repeatedly this week just to show off, even when he had nothing to say thank you for.

I did not feel in the least bit satisfied when I beat Mr. Incredible at Wii Boxing...that would be very wrong.

I do not have a new favorite quote "I love Jesus...but I drink a little." I am not concerned that might offend someone and so therefore I will not post this video clip to show the context of the above quote.

I did not leave my Nator to scream until he fell asleep in the nursery today.

I did not take Boo boo princess to the fabric store in her new cute skirt I made her (pictures coming soon) just to show it off.

It is not now almost 1:00AM so I am not going to retire to the bed in which I will not have to use my super powers to move Mr. Incredible because he is not laying smack dab in the middle of the bed.

1 comment:

amanda said...

i taught amelya how to sign. totally slacked with the last three...anyways i always tried to find times to 'show off' her skill as well. no shame in that!!