I am not up at 12:40AM writing about what I did not do this week. I know better than to waste precious sleeping time.
This week I did not talk about my marital relations with a group of women I had never met before...
I did not try to get my Nator to say and sign "thank you" repeatedly this week just to show off, even when he had nothing to say thank you for.
I did not feel in the least bit satisfied when I beat Mr. Incredible at Wii Boxing...that would be very wrong.
I do not have a new favorite quote "I love Jesus...but I drink a little." I am not concerned that might offend someone and so therefore I will not post this video clip to show the context of the above quote.
I did not leave my Nator to scream until he fell asleep in the nursery today.
I did not take Boo boo princess to the fabric store in her new cute skirt I made her (pictures coming soon) just to show it off.
It is not now almost 1:00AM so I am not going to retire to the bed in which I will not have to use my super powers to move Mr. Incredible because he is not laying smack dab in the middle of the bed.