Not Me Monday!

1. I did not promptly scoop up my chickens and send them flying to the lowest bidder this week after find a perfectly harmless really large and scary snake in their coop.

2. I did not just today get around to packing up and sending off the purse giveaway I ended on Monday. (Sorry Amanda it will be there soon!)

3. I do not daily have to clean ants off of my kitchen table because I am not smart enough to wipe the table after every time we eat.

4. I have not secretly wondered if the people in the stores we have visited thought my kids had swine flu as they walked through the store hacking up a lung due to their allergies.

5. I am not considering giving my homeschooled child the week off just because all the other kids get off due to the swine flu "pandemic."

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