Yeah it's time again!
1. I did not throw my phone as hard as I could against the bed and then have it fly off onto the floor and the back pop off while throwing a hissy fit the other day. That would be silly to act so childish.
2. My phone did not ring minutes later with the sweet sound of a spirit filled friend calling to let me know I was heavy on her heart and after hearing my tale of unrighteous anger she most certainly did not tell me I needed to think of Christ's suffering and put my own emotions into prospective. I was not convicted and grateful for it.
3. I have not been encouraging boo boo princess to wear her edith twirl skirts every day so that she can show them off. And I would not encourage her to mention (when complemented) that her mommy made them for her.
4. I did not take more than my share of cake home after the birthday party we attended today. That would be selfish and besides the cake was not my absolute most favorite kind of cake with way too much icing.
5. I did not selfishly leave my sick baby home with his daddy so that I could go to church today only to have to come home after Sunday school because he was screaming and throwing up and wouldn't calm down.
6. That same baby did not immediately calm down when I walked in the door and fail to show any more signs of illness or discontentment.
Mckmama may be having a baby this monday so there may not be any "Not Me Monday!" post on her blog, but just in case hop on over and check out some other amusing No Me's!
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Loved your "Not me's!" The edith twirl skirts are so precious! I miss sewing for my baby girl (now 29)- poor kid never had a store-bought dress until she was 10! And I even put tags in them with my name on them. That's a "Not me!" for sure!
I've NEVER thrown my phone in a hissy fit fashion, either. Psh. Childish.
I am sooooo NOT childish enough to throw the phone either. :)
Hissy fits? Not me... ha ha. Found you on MckMama's website and wanted to check out your Not Me's! They're great.
I've never thrown my cell phone like that, or anything else that happens to be lying around either! LOL!!
What cute twirly skirts you made. How very talented of you. Of course you daughter should give credit where credit is due when she is complimented. It is the right of a mother! (LOL)
Wonderful Not-Me's today. Thanks for your post.
Going with everyone else. I have NEVER thrown my phone while having a fit. :) Have a great week!
Loved the skirts!!
And you should never throw a phone. I would NOT. Who told you I did? That was rude of them. ;)
:)
Amie
www.heart-smiles.blogspot.com
Happy Not Me Monday!
Holly
Great post! I have never thrown a phone either!
um. i knocked a fan off a bookshelf this morning. on purpose. when i couldn't find $$ to pay for joshua's doc appt. and then yelled, 'where is the money!?!?!?!?!?!'
as caleb would say, 'uh oh, there's a sinner in da house.'
*sigh*
Throw a phone- no, not me ever either ;-0 Is it our fault the darn thing is always in our hand or close within reach at those throw something moments?
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